As if commanded by some weird metaphysical being, you ignore the computer and head right over to the box of LUCKY CHARMS sitting in the corner. You had placed it there for mere decoration, but a strapping young lad like yourself needs his source of whole grain and marshmallows.
You cannot answer this question because you are currently Pickle Inspector with a powerless COMPUTER.
Look at this mess. Just when you thought you had your office tidy and perfect and dull. It’s going to take forever to clean this debris! You bet your bottom buck this is Ace Dick’s doing, but you choose not to get all riled up about it.
On the bright side, you can finally check your blog. Which is extremely uncanon but really who gives a flying fuck about canon anymore.
You are not French, and you definitely ain’t no girl.
But since you’re making a comeback, you’re feelin’ nice enough to spare this wise-ass the clobberin’ of a lifetime and draw a nice French girl for him.
Don’t go and spoil her with cheap wine and french bread, now.
Actually.. you really like this drawing.
You decide to keep it and hang it under your memorial poster of the bust of Starsky. You also hang the sun-glasses of said poster that you drunkenly tore off for some reason. You might need them later.
What is this nonsense? You, the player, named Ace Dick yourself!
Luckily, we have now updated the game with a NAME FILTER, it will prevent you, the player, from giving any of the characters such simple-minded, vulgar names.
And there is now an option for you, the player, to have your game automatically input the character’s REAL NAME if you tire of attempting to sneak your way around the block.. Go ahead, try it out!
> AUTO ENTER this husky fella’s real name
There we are, see how much more congenial the game could be without your silly buffoonery?
